{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does batman go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The batroom.","id":290}
{"type":"general","setup":"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.","punchline":"I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!","id":47}
{"fact":"Relative to its body size, the clouded leopard has the biggest canines of all animals\u2019 canines. Its dagger-like teeth can be as long as 1.8 inches (4.5 cm).","length":156}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"fact":"The first cartoon cat was\u00a0Felix the Cat\u00a0in 1919. In 1940, Tom and Jerry starred in the first theatrical cartoon \u201cPuss Gets the Boot.\u201d In 1981 Andrew Lloyd Weber created the musical\u00a0Cats, based on T.S. Eliot\u2019s Old\u00a0Possum\u2019s Book of Practical Cats.","length":245}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the least spoken language in the world?","punchline":"Sign Language","id":247}
{"fact":"Cats take between 20-40 breaths per minute.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}