{"type":"general","setup":"What do elves post on Social Media?","punchline":"Elf-ies.","id":401}
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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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